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Title: Balgobin and his teacher
TEACHER: Why are you late? BALGOBIN: Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor? BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"? BALGOBIN : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water? BALGOBIN : "HIJKLMNO"!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America. BALGOBIN : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? CLASS : Balgobin!
TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. BALGOBIN : Me!
TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty? BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark? FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write? BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.
TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.
TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I". BALGOBIN : I is... TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am." BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?" BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, Same time."
BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? FATHER : No. Why do you ask that? BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just Like that at home.
TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?
TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? BALGOBIN : A teacher
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