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Title: Balgobin and his teacher


 TEACHER: Why are you late?

BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.

TEACHER : What sign?

BALGOBIN : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."



TEACHER : Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BALGOBIN : You told me to do it without using tables!



TEACHER : Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?


TEACHER : No, that's wrong

BALGOBIN : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!



TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER : What are you talking about?

BALGOBIN : Yesterday you said it's H to O!



TEACHER : Balgobin, go to the map and find North America.

BALGOBIN : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS : Balgobin!



TEACHER : Balgobin, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.




TEACHER : Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?

BALGOBIN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



BALGOBIN : Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER : I think so. What do you want me to write?

BALGOBIN : Your name on this report card.



TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

BALGOBIN : Don't bite any.



TEACHER : Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BALGOBIN : I is...

TEACHER : No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."

BALGOBIN : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

 TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

BALGOBIN : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,

Same time."



BALGOBIN : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

BALGOBIN : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?



TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red


BALGOBIN : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just Like that at home.



TEACHER : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

BALGOBIN : Brotherly love?



TEACHER : Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

BALGOBIN : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.



TEACHER : Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

BALGOBIN : No, teacher, it's the same dog!



TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

BALGOBIN : A teacher


(diambil dari forwarded email)