Finally - Guys Rules- SOMETHING TO START THE MORNING...
A short lesson of our
other half (gee ... sometimes we forget!!)
Have a read of this...
The Guys' Rules
At last a guy has taken
the time to write this all down
Finally, the guys' side
of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the
rules" from the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the
toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Shopping is NOT a
sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you
want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are
perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a
problem only if you want help solving it.
That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts
for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6
months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress
like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera
guys.
1. If you think you're
fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said
can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we
meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us
to do something or tell us how you want it done.
Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible,
please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus
did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only
16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will
be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is
wrong and you say "nothing,"
we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question
you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go
somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what
we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as
baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough
clothes.
1. You have too many
shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round
is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading
this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men
really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Pass this to as many men
as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many
women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh!!
(diambil dari forwarded email)
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